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"While watching a Barbie doll commercial the other day, I suddenly realised that lesbianism is encouraged among our young toddlers. Imagine the scandal of poor Barbie in court charging her owner with indecent exposure or assault! Worse again, vice versa. Today's dollies are even trained to tell their dykey mistresses that they love them. The scandal, the out and out perversion of it all!!! So you used to think that little girls, sorry women, looked cute cuddling up to their little dollies in bed at night? Well think again, what are you a paedophile? So I propose a campaign in affiliation with the UK's glorious Section 29. We really cannot let our children be exposed to such perversions, well sisters if you are interested write to:- HANG THE BARBIE DOLL CAMPAIGN c/o GCN (name witheld pending judicial enquiry)"